Win! Win! (Repost of post below because Typepad is gay)

I think I've gotten all the sad/whiny/bitchy/where are yooooooouu emails I can take. So I give in.

I know I've been the Shittiest Blogger in the World™ and I know I'm full of excuses. So that's why I'm doing Nanoblomo, er, NaBloPoMo in September. Which is TODAY, YO. The theme is HA! Which, uh, okay. Am not sure I have any fodder for that. So I've decided to run a very short contest.

I'm going to let YOU, Dear Internets, come up with some subjects for ME. Because I obviously need it. So help me, help you, interwebs. It's a win-win situation. 

Here's the deets:

To enter this fabulous! blog! giveaway! (Oooh, can you feel the excitement? I'm getting tingly. Heh.) Leave a comment with a subject for me to blog about. Subject must have the theme of Ha! which I'll let YOU figure out what that means because me? *blank look*

I will pick FOUR lucky readers and I will use their winning entries on all the Fridays of September. The winners will receive an afternoon with me a selection of fine gifts, which may or may not include porn.

 KIDDING! 

Deadline is Midnight, TONIGHT. So please send in your best bloggy ideas.

Now!

**As an extra-special giveaway, a bottle of Niagara's finest to the commenter with the FUNNIEST blog subject! So get your funny on, internets, because a bottle of booze could be coming your way!**

Comments

[Lee]

Ha! Cabana Boys Should Never Have Handlebar Moustaches!

[TalTalK]

Um, I'm not participating yet cause I used to work at a leading video site and I have seen all the porn I can handle. Stuff you can't even imagine (and I couldn't 2.5 years ago). You can't possibly surprise me. I'm just sayin'. :-)

[FireMom]

Funniest thing your kid/kids has/have ever done. Bonus points for pictures!

Most embarrassing thing your children have even done in public that made you want to bury your head under the sand.

Make your own LOLCatz picture but with your kids. Totally.

Have fun HA!ing this month!

[Mike Doe]

How about a limerick about your rack? I know I'd pay to see them, er, I mean THAT.

[WendyM]

The power of BOOBS! Both in everyday use and displaying for special occasions.

[aka_monty]

I'm only entering the contest in hope of winning some porn.
PORN RULES!

Okay. I don't know what 'HA!' is supposed to mean either, but if it was me I would go with "To all the girls who were mean to me in high school, HA! Look at me NOW, bitches!"
Of course, that won't work if you WERE one of the Mean Girls in high school.

Maybe a compare/contrast essay on Britney vs. Lindsay.
That would make ME go HA!
No?

One more. Tell us about the people you laugh at the most. What I mean is, the ones you poke fun at, usually behind their backs.
You know, like the people who decided that Santa saying "ho ho ho" was offensive to hookers or whatever.

Just a thought. :)

[MouthyGirl]

Ha! My Favorite Excuse
Ha! The Kidlets are Artists
Your Favorite Five Songs

There's a few ideas... :) Good Luck to Me!

[Sue Sporty Spice]

Go to your favorite winery, try every type and give us a report.

Or. . . . come to PA to visit me and I'll take you to the wineries here, and you can write about that.

[Vicky H]

Link it up... "That hat makes me hawt..." link it up on 12 seconds tv

[ben]

Ha! Things that make me go Twitter.

As in, what is twitter worthy but not blog worthy.

[TalTalK]

How about "HA! I think all Middle Easterners are the same."

[Mac]

You asked, and so I provide -

1. The worst kiss you ever had.
2. Absolut or Grey Goose: discuss.
3. The pros and cons of underwire.
4. Sarah Palin: Luke's father or misunderstood ingenue.

[pprlisa]

The HA! Theme speaks to me. It reminds me of a very special Brady Bunch episode ("The Slumber Caper" Original Airdate: October 9, 1970) where Marsha was having a sleep over party. Did they drink booze? NO! Did they prank call the neighbors? NO! Did they sneak in boys and play 2 minutes in heaven? NO! They played a rousing game of "HA." Such good kids they were (Marsha isn’t the one who drew the unflattering picture of her teacher, you know!)

In keeping with this theme, I think you should do several blogs:

1. Name the way The Brady Bunch has positively affected your life

2. Compare and contrast The Brady Bunch and The Huxtables

3. Write a blog entry explaining this: If Alice was a live in maid who cooked and cleaned, what exactly did Carol for the family? Please show your work.

4. Write a blog on what shenanigans you used to get into when you had slumber parties as a young girl.

Please send my bottle of wine via FedEx.

Love ya,

Lisa ;)

[queen]

Ha! Teaching cats how to hula ...

It must be 4 years since you wrote that, gawd it cracked me up

[amy flanagan]

HA! Great comebacks thought of five hours too late.

[CharlieCurve]

"Just a minute, honey. I'm twittering." and ten other things in web 2.0 that sound dirty.

[Marz]

Hmmm, I've had all day to get creative on this and what is the result?

HA! R u kidding me?

OK, so I just came up with that. But it so could work on many levels.

Some more:

HA! the last 2/3 of the band A-Ha ;)
I release my inner ninja, HA!
HA! Do you know who you're messing with?
or the more grammatically correct HA! Do you know with whom you're messing?
HA! You have no idea.
HA! Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids.

OK, I'm done.

[CalamityJen]

Hey, Fabs. Here it goes...how about:

1. HA! You're entering this contest to get a bottle of wine from Canada, for God's sake. What is wrong with you?

2. HA! Why Canada Could Kick America's Ass at Almost Everything (and Other Fairy Tales™).

3. HA! You're doing my job for me and I've convinced you to do it with the promise of Crappy Canadian Prizes™. You Americans really are stupid!

Love ya, Fabs!

Jen

[Heather Cook]

I am so going to win.

Blog about this:
http://tinyurl.com/5z85o2

[Karen at Pecked by Ducks]

Ah HA! What is your best "caught in the act" moment? It can be someone catching you or you catching someone. Maybe kidletts?

Also, please, please PLEASE, let this be photoshoped

http://tinyurl.com/5z85o2

[buffaloamy]

umm i think Im too late ..but for fun how about how well Palins "Just Say No" to sex has worked for birth control in her family,lol
Part of the "Fun Things to Do in Alaska if you Dont Fish" tourism campaign....?

[Marcy Massura-The Glamorous Life]

"HA! I told you I could do this mothering thing!"

OOOOOORRRRRRRR......

"HA! Motherhood is NOTHING like the brochure"

And I am pretty much planning on the porn already.

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