Today is Emmersen's 2nd birthday, So instead of posting a big, gay newsletter about her life, I'll leave you with this:
She's the best fecking baby on the planet. Seriously love this kid. Uber smart, no, make that SCARY smart and a real little comedienne. LOVE IT.
Annnd, I'll post some pics of her birthday glee tomorrow. As soon as I find mah stupid camera cord.
Some things to do tomorrow:
1. Finish shopping for Mackie's "friend" sleepover party. Theme: Cupcakes. Me: GAH!
2. Laundry. It's out of hand. AGAIN.
3. Balloons for said sleepover. MUST REMEMBER.
4. Cupcakes. Uhm, essential, no?
5. Buy bananas.
6. Buy monkey. (Haven't you always wanted a monkeeey?)
Sorry, shit post, AGAIN. I swear mah life will settle down. Soon.
P.S. Love you, Dear Internets. Wanna make out?
No?
Hmmmph.
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you absolutely crack me up!! This blog is the best thing i've read in ages!! Keep up the laughes, I need them!
Posted by: Femaleprodigy | September 05, 2008 at 08:49 AM
Happy Birthday to the new two year old!
Enjoy the time!
Posted by: FireMom | September 05, 2008 at 09:59 AM
I already have a monkey, but I definitely need to get a spare for out-of-town purposes.
Posted by: sheasy | September 06, 2008 at 07:32 PM
HA!
OK, I think I just fell in love with you. That was quick, huh?
Thanks for introducing me to you. :)
Posted by: maggie, dammit | September 17, 2008 at 06:15 PM
Oh yeah, and happy birthday to your kiddo!
Posted by: maggie, dammit | September 17, 2008 at 06:15 PM
Before I wrote this comment I read your about page and laughed my ass off.
I thought I was the only person in the world that referred to everything as gay. Are you near the New England border? That's where I grew up talking like that. ;)
I know what you mean about scary smart. When my kids say something that sounds like it came from the mouth of an adult, I always have to ask, "Where did you learn that?" hoping that in some way that intelligence came from me. ;) (They never respond "From you mom," oh well.)
Posted by: Shannon | October 06, 2008 at 09:05 AM