Too Fabulous for Words

The One Where I Bore You with Lame Pictures

Make a Smilebox scrapbook

Yes, am totally procrastinating. I missed the 1st Friday of the month for mah contest, so I'll add another this week., tonight. Swearsies.

God I'm tired.

This Post Brought to You By the Letter "E"

Today is Emmersen's 2nd birthday,  So instead of posting a big, gay newsletter about her life, I'll leave you with this:

She's the best fecking baby on the planet. Seriously love this kid. Uber smart, no, make that SCARY smart and a real little comedienne. LOVE IT.

Annnd, I'll post some pics of her birthday glee tomorrow. As soon as I find mah stupid camera cord.

Some things to do tomorrow:

1. Finish shopping for Mackie's "friend" sleepover party. Theme: Cupcakes. Me: GAH!

2. Laundry. It's out of hand. AGAIN.

3. Balloons for said sleepover. MUST REMEMBER.

4. Cupcakes. Uhm, essential, no?

5.  Buy bananas.

6. Buy monkey. (Haven't you always wanted a monkeeey?)

Sorry, shit post, AGAIN. I swear mah life will settle down. Soon.

P.S. Love you, Dear Internets. Wanna make out?

No?

Hmmmph.

Winners Announced Soon (aka Kimba's Nervous Breakdown)

This post was supposed to go up last night, but I was on deadline until after 1:00 am (Missed 90210, dammit) and at that point it was already today, so I am now phoning it in with some lame excuses about how today is Mackie's 10th birthday and tomorrow is Emmersen's 2nd birthday and holy fuck this is a run-on sentence.

So let me have dinner with the birthday girl and HAVE A GLASS OF WINE ALREADY as my head exploded sometime this afternoon.

In the meantime, why don't you read this: 

PeskyMac

Old Silly Bear

SportySpice

AkaMonty

Wendyyyyy

The Doe Meister

Firemom

NuthinFancy

TalTalk

Mouthy Girl

Amy F

Marz

CalamityJen

Heather

Karen

Marcy

Of course, that took fucking forever. I could have just compiled the winners already. Somebody give me a cookie.

Win! Win! (Repost of post below because Typepad is gay)

I think I've gotten all the sad/whiny/bitchy/where are yooooooouu emails I can take. So I give in.

I know I've been the Shittiest Blogger in the World™ and I know I'm full of excuses. So that's why I'm doing Nanoblomo, er, NaBloPoMo in September. Which is TODAY, YO. The theme is HA! Which, uh, okay. Am not sure I have any fodder for that. So I've decided to run a very short contest.

I'm going to let YOU, Dear Internets, come up with some subjects for ME. Because I obviously need it. So help me, help you, interwebs. It's a win-win situation. 

Here's the deets:

To enter this fabulous! blog! giveaway! (Oooh, can you feel the excitement? I'm getting tingly. Heh.) Leave a comment with a subject for me to blog about. Subject must have the theme of Ha! which I'll let YOU figure out what that means because me? *blank look*

I will pick FOUR lucky readers and I will use their winning entries on all the Fridays of September. The winners will receive an afternoon with me a selection of fine gifts, which may or may not include porn.

 KIDDING! 

Deadline is Midnight, TONIGHT. So please send in your best bloggy ideas.

Now!

**As an extra-special giveaway, a bottle of Niagara's finest to the commenter with the FUNNIEST blog subject! So get your funny on, internets, because a bottle of booze could be coming your way!**

Yes, I Get It (Also, WIN SOMETHING AREADY!)

I think I've gotten all the sad/whiny/bitchy/where are yooooooouu emails I can take. So I give in.

I know I've been the Shittiest Blogger in the World™ and I know I'm full of excuses. So that's why I'm doing Nanoblomo, er, NaBloPoMo in September. Which is TODAY, YO. The theme is HA! Which, uh, okay. Am not sure I have any fodder for that. So I've decided to run a very short contest.

I'm going to let YOU, Dear Internets, come up with some subjects for ME. Because I obviously need it. So help me, help you, interwebs. It's a win-win situation. 

Here's the deets:

To enter this fabulous! blog! giveaway! (Oooh, can you feel the excitement? I'm getting tingly. Heh.) Leave a comment with a subject for me to blog about. Subject must have the theme of Ha! which I'll let YOU figure out what that means because me? *blank look*

I will pick FOUR lucky readers and I will use their winning entries on all the Fridays of September. The winners will receive an afternoon with me a selection of fine gifts, which may or may not include porn.

 KIDDING! 

Deadline is Midnight, TONIGHT. So please send in your best bloggy ideas.

Now!