OH, HAI!

I woke up this morning to find that the beautiful, witty and totally hump-worthy Jenny from The Bloggess and Good Mom/Baaaad Mom has bequeathed unto me the award (SHUT UP! IT IS AN AWARD!) sorry, the LINK from the Houston (We have a problem) Chronicle. On a Sunday, YO. Which you know is muy importante, because only REAL news happens on the weekends. The rest is of the week is just FILLER.

Anyway, Jenny, whom I've been stalking for while now (I don't know why she won't let me come over and bleach her mustache already, sheesh.), decided that one of mah posts about mah kids' Grandad throwing our dead cat in the garbage was NEWSWORTHY. INTERNET NEWSWORTHY, so there. And despite the fact that she is currently on bail for holding captive Guy Kawasawki (NOT the motorcycle guy. I KNOW!) and for saying the word vagina waaay too much, she totally gave me this awesome badge, which I plan to make into an a t-shirt for the summer. P.S. She also wants to feed the starving kids of this world shoes from TJ MAXX, but I still love her.

That being said, my day did not end so wonderfully. We went to to the in-laws for dinner and we had HAM, and you know how I feel about ham. GAH. (The only good thing was I went to the MALL by myself, spent $289 and there was NOT ONE FUCKING CUTE SKIRT IN THE MALL? WTF?)

So! Tomorrow! Am going to BF's annual "tea" where we all dress up and wish we were drinking vodka instead of Earl Grey. And, OH, SHIT. The husband has ALIEN on and it's going to give me nightmares.

Great.

P.P.S. New make-up post coming soon! Just in time for your spring face! Ha. Get yer wrinkles out, kids

Comments

[mme.p]

Oh, new pic is FAB. Love LOVE hair.

[Jenny, Bloggess]

Hee! I was just coming over to tell you about featuring you and you totally beat me too it.

PS. LOVE the new hair.

[Domestic Chicky]

Congrats! And thanks for twitter-following me! Any friend of Jenny's...
How wrong is it that since the award came from Jenny I immediately read that as "lousy vadge" instead of badge??

PS-I agree - great hair!

[Kelly]

I agree, TOTALLY news worthy and uber important on a Sunday...only thing better would have been MOTHER's day, but Jenny might be saving that for MY DEAD CAT story! Congrats, you rock!

[Mutha Mae( is so freakin fabulous)]

You were on my Twitter (oooh sexeeee) and I never came to your blog until today. Damn, why not? You are hilarious. You are the type of blogger I'd read on a daily basis. Most bore me, zzzzz. But you? Love love love your style. It's kinda like mine. But funny! Ok consider me a regular. Added you to Google Reader. Will come back each time you update. Stalk much, Mae? Heh. Only the funny chicks!