I'm really sorry for the crappy postings, but I have 1723 deadlines and I go away on vacation on Sunday. Also? I've been SIIIIICCCK. Not only the stupid stomach/tapeworm crap, but now I have a sinus infection.Hence the crazy. And my need for excessive cold medicine.
If you are desperate to hear about my daily minutiae please check my Twitter. Otherwise expect a post on my crazy ass make-up obsession (muy expensivo!) and how I almost killed a hamster by flinging it straight up towards the ceiling.
Until then, Internet, please go put on some pants. OH, and read this! Where I sound like a total fucktard.
P.S. Why won't @pprlisa and @lizwebpagego on a island vacation with me? *pout-pout* I promise to let them have first dibs on Pepe the Tapeworm. And Roberto the manservant.
P.P.S. OH HAI, people who never comment! You there from Ireland, and the law firm, and oh yeah the Minnesota chick. Send me some love, woncha?