Too Fabulous for Words

I Promised Myself...

That I'd blog like immediately, but then I saw how craptastic my hits were, so like I decided to wait until the Dear Internets realized I was still alive, but LO! The Dear Internets could really care less.

Anyway.

Safari (my browser) is a total pain in the ass. It won't let me upload pics to Typepad, so I have to use Firefox, which is tres sucky. I have elenventy million pics to show y'all, BUT the task is so daunting. GAH.

Uhm, so what else?

I could complain about how we got home from our trip and all got the stomach flu, but that is so grody. I could whine about how we still don't have our insurance moola from all the stuff that was stolen from the Yukon. But that's just depressing. I could talk about the State of My Hair which is in dire need of some serious Hairapy, but then I'd have to go into seclusion because PEOPLE it's reached level nine.

So instead I've made a total non-post post, but HEY! I did blog and I'm looking at you, and you, and you hiding behind the ficus and y'all didn't.

And now I need to go make some Caribbean-Teriyaki-Blackened-Roasted-Fried Chicken and feed my family. And maybe do some laundry. My life is so hot.

*Photo montage coming tomorrow. Prepare your eyeballs.

Happy New Year!

A-hem.

YES, I know I'm a month late. I know I've been seriously remiss in posting about my many adventures. But I have a really good excuse...

*cough*

Okay, maybe I have NO excuse, except for being totally self-indulgent and spending all of my days inhaling delicious babyness and eating chubby little feet.

But anyway...

I'm back, baybees!

Because I've discovered a wonderful thing! The baby can nap! For hours and hours now! I have time to do laundry (ick), paint my toes (whee), take a shower (whoo-hoo), and blog! All thanks to a wonderful invention called baby cereal!

I started her on it 3 days ago and she's napped for 3 hours each day. It's like magic! And my poor, poor boobies get a break!

So I shall be soon regaling you with many, many pictures of The Most Adorable Baby on the Planet(tm), my recent trip to Atlanta and Myrtle Beach, how our car got broken into and we lost all of our luggage, Christmas (yawn, that SO last year) and what I've been working on.

Sounds fun, no?

I've missed y'all, y'all.