What's worse than a condo with a green-corded high-speed accees?
A condo with dial-up.
Coming to you live from Panera Bread at the Mall of Millenia in Orlando.
Yeah, isn't that fab?
On the plus side, it's been lovely and warm here and I've spent many an hour at le pool. Damn wrinkles better just piss off. (Hi Alexis!)
I'm going to try and upload a few pics before I decide to leave one of my ill-behaved children here at the mall for driving me batshit while I'm trying to check my bloody email.
If y'all are lucky I'll try and find another hotspot sometime before Easter. Updates, soonish, my pets.